this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
are you satan
GET IT THE FUCK AWAY
OH MY GOD
This is evil. And I must do it to someone…
apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle
Marvel has more than one gay super hero couple…
10 things that turn girls on
- High-collar jackets with pointy shoulders
- Crazy hair styles that are sure to get you laid
- A duel disk on wrist at all times
- Millennium items
- Sending your opponent to the shadow realm
- Owning the blue eyes white dragon
- Having all rights to a corporation dealing with card games
- Friendship speeches
- Finding out your past self is an Egyptian pharaoh
- Believing in the heart of the cards
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
its almost as if that’s what friendship is supposed to be.
That comment XD
commander shepard: big damn hero
the warden: big damn hero
hawke: the type of person who probably spends entire days figuring out ways to make their friends put two do’s together in a sentence to say “do do” accidentally
Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.
This is hauntingly pretty.
choke me, spank me, fuck me
Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.
Thank u for making this even better
I cried a little. that’s the cutest thing.
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!